spacestv:

After watching this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QVYs_6465ng) I wanted to break down this epic battle.

It all comes down to the match-ups.

Superman vs. Iron Man: (Why? Because they both have “man” in their names) Tony says something witty, Supes delivers a heat vision blast to his heart. Game over. Yes - Stark is a genius, but Clark has been battling an evil genius for decades (hello, Luthorville) and if Iron Man does happen to find some kryptonite, back at the Fortress of Solitude Kal-el still has a Kryptonian Battle Suit he’s itching to get into.
WINNER: SUPERMAN

Batman vs Capt. America (Why? Similar ridiculous head gear) Both are smart, Bruce is smarter. One is the greatest soldier in the world, the other knows every kind of martial art there is - including that one the Israelis use. One has a government pension to fall back on, the other could buy himself an island by age 12. Ultimately, a hero is judged by the villain he fights - and no one but Bats has a nemesis like The Joker. (though to be fair…the nazi’s were pretty horrible).
WINNER: BATMAN

Wonder Woman vs. Thor (Why? They’re both gods) Yes, Thor wields the Mjolnir, can control the weather, can shoot out God Blasts, can increase his strength tenfold by going into a state of Warrior Madness and has great hair - BUT - Wonder Woman has the power of the p*ssy. A smile and a hair twirl and she’ll seduce the Asgardian lickity split. She’s already wearing a star-spangled thong! The two will inter-dimensionally transport to the nearest motel and hump like athletes in the Olympic village…until Wonder Woman rips off his mini-Mjolnir with her godlike-vaginal muscles (or rectal muscles…because who knows what those Amazonians are into…). Yeah - it’ll grow back, but Wonder Woman will have bragging rights for eternity.
WINNER: WONDER WOMAN

Flash vs. Hawkeye (Why? “You are, the weakest link”.) The Flash’s one advantage is his one superpower (and his one weakness is that he must never wash his super-suit with his whites). Obviously Hawkeye has an arrow for every occasion (the same way the silver age Penguin had an arsenal of deadly umbrellas), and he likely has a Flash-Stopping-Arrow, but I still feel like Flash can run away (you can’t shoot what you cant catch) or be able to poke Hawkeye in the eye.
WINNER: FLASH

Martian Manhunter vs. The Hulk (Why? They’re both green) It’s like this…Manhunter will use his intangibility power to let Hulk’s fists pass through him. At some point Dr.Bruce (Dr.David?), who is a genius physicist (and thus, also part-nerd), will stop throwing punches and will start geeking out over the fact that he’s in the same room as a real life martian! This will lead to an in depth talk about space travel, Star Trek, and  (predictably) about how it’s not easy being green. The two will ultimately become bros. (Caveat: If they get into a “Picard vs. Janeway argument,” Hulk will smash J’onn into a green pancake.)
WINNER: STAR TREK (TOS)

Green Lantern vs. Black Widow (Why? Battle of the Ex’s) They were briefly married. Ryan Reynolds has had sex with Scarlett Johansson - and any man who has sex with Scarlett Johansson - is a winner.
WINNER: GREEN LANTERN

GRAND-WINNER: JLA

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